marctheknight:

*hears a song* This is it. this is my theme song. if there were ever a song that would be my theme song, that would completely and entirely describe the essence of Me without leaving anything out and cutting any corners, it would be this song.
*hears another song* this is it. this is my theme song. if there were ever a song that would be my theme song, that would completely and entirely descri

codeinewarrior:

me: hey can i have some money?

bank teller: do you have an account with us?

me: nah i just heard yall got money

radsturbate:

marry someone who has a different favorite cereal than u so they wont eat all of urs